Free rent...?

I got really excited when I saw this advertisement in the paper about an area where they did not charge rent!

So I got on the bus, drove over there, then had to walk for half an hour followed by an alpine expedition... the spot was on the top of the highest mountain!

I got there.. nothing!

So I got out my cellphone (which -miraculously- worked) and phoned the information services, who put me through to this guy, Sargus. He had no clue of which ad I was speaking, as he had acquired the land a while ago. And not just this land... he owns almost a full country! He must be one of the richest guys around.

Sadly, rich people tend to be horribly arrogant. Well, not him! He was so wonderfull! He took me over to this place where we went shopping. A man, taking a woman out to go shopping!

I picked up a load of beautifull outfits, some stuff I could use if I would start a business and even a bike!

Weeee, I am a biker chick!